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Bacon Machine

from We Live! 2013 by Foot Pound Force

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Ever find yourself hungry? Hungry enough for the sizzle of the pork belly, but with not enough time to break out the frying pan? That is when you need a bacon machine, press the button and receive bacon. Here is a sad story of our hopes being dashed by a broken bacon machine.

Performed live at DragonCon 2013.

lyrics

When I walked into the light
From the bail bondsmen place
I had to get that feelin right (forget about my plight)
I needed somethin greasy in my face

Well I was just about as low as I could get
I needed some food and I needed it quick
So I jumped into the bathroom of the nearest Krispy Kreme
and what did I see on the wall but a bacon machine

Chorus:
Bacon machine
dispense your meat to me
Bacon machine
give me some lard to go with my krispy Kreme

I need some bacon in my life
I've been eatin'
that healthy shit too long
If pork isn't right
What could ever be wrong

I see that white box machine
with instruction so clear and clean
outstretch you hands and here it comes
Press button and receive bacon

*Bacon scat*
Receive bacon

Bridge :
I put out my hands
and I wait patiently

I pressed the button
but still I do not see

that sound rushes past my ear
I've found an empty bacon machine I fear

bacon machine
how do I please you
If this one must be broke
I'm off to the next public restroom

Bacon machine
dispense your meat to me
Bacon machine
give me some lard to go with my krispy Kreme

bacon machine
why don't you dispense your bacon to me
Bacon god deliver me
some of your sweet fatty meat

If this bacon machine
Won’t dispense it’s meat
If this bacon machine
Is empty

I guess I’mma have to stroll on down the street
And find myself the next Krispy Kreme

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from We Live! 2013, released August 28, 2014

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Foot Pound Force Huntsville, Alabama

Foot Pound Force is a Nerd Rock band based in Huntsville Alabama.We're an alloy of Weezer and MC Front-a-lot, with 80% Geek, 15% Rock, and the remainder a mix of musical styles.We've been heat treated to a hardness of F'n Metal Rockwell

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