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Recorded September 2009

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I need you with my healing
But I didn’t get enough life
Epic fail, epic fail
Epic fail, I rolled a 1!
Epic fail

Get a brain Morannes
Get a brain Moranne

I duct taped my house to my car
I pumped the toilet into my seat
I’m towin’ a trailer behind
With a tractor and my three year old

Epic fail
Oh epic fail
Oh epic fail

I translated a sign that said
“Don’t translate”
I wrote my name
In the back hair of a wrestler
And then I called him a fake

Oh epic fail, epic fail, epic fail
Epic fail, I rolled a 1!

I took a picture of myself in the bathroom
But I did not flush the toilet
Took a picture of myself with a girl
But I did not know her age

Epic fail, I rolled a 1
Epic fail, I rolled a 1

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from One Take Wonders, 21st Century Demo Part 1, released October 7, 2014

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Foot Pound Force Huntsville, Alabama

Foot Pound Force is a Nerd Rock band based in Huntsville Alabama.We're an alloy of Weezer and MC Front-a-lot, with 80% Geek, 15% Rock, and the remainder a mix of musical styles.We've been heat treated to a hardness of F'n Metal Rockwell

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