Epic Fail
from One Take Wonders, 21st Century Demo Part 1 by Foot Pound Force
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Recorded September 2009
lyrics
I need you with my healing
But I didn’t get enough life
Epic fail, epic fail
Epic fail, I rolled a 1!
Epic fail
Get a brain Morannes
Get a brain Moranne
I duct taped my house to my car
I pumped the toilet into my seat
I’m towin’ a trailer behind
With a tractor and my three year old
Epic fail
Oh epic fail
Oh epic fail
I translated a sign that said
“Don’t translate”
I wrote my name
In the back hair of a wrestler
And then I called him a fake
Oh epic fail, epic fail, epic fail
Epic fail, I rolled a 1!
I took a picture of myself in the bathroom
But I did not flush the toilet
Took a picture of myself with a girl
But I did not know her age
Epic fail, I rolled a 1
Epic fail, I rolled a 1
But I didn’t get enough life
Epic fail, epic fail
Epic fail, I rolled a 1!
Epic fail
Get a brain Morannes
Get a brain Moranne
I duct taped my house to my car
I pumped the toilet into my seat
I’m towin’ a trailer behind
With a tractor and my three year old
Epic fail
Oh epic fail
Oh epic fail
I translated a sign that said
“Don’t translate”
I wrote my name
In the back hair of a wrestler
And then I called him a fake
Oh epic fail, epic fail, epic fail
Epic fail, I rolled a 1!
I took a picture of myself in the bathroom
But I did not flush the toilet
Took a picture of myself with a girl
But I did not know her age
Epic fail, I rolled a 1
Epic fail, I rolled a 1
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from One Take Wonders, 21st Century Demo Part 1,
released October 7, 2014
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Foot Pound Force Huntsville, Alabama
Foot Pound Force is a Nerd Rock band based in Huntsville Alabama.We're an alloy of Weezer and MC Front-a-lot, with 80% Geek, 15% Rock, and the remainder a mix of musical styles.We've been heat treated to a hardness of F'n Metal Rockwell
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