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Famous on teh Internet

from We Live! 2013 by Foot Pound Force

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Who doesn't want to be famous? Eh, maybe it's not all it's cracked up to be, but you can grab a few minutes on the internet.

Performed live at DragonCon 2013.


you know you wanted
to be famous before you're thirty
it's not gonna happen
you've always been way too nerdy

there's only like a hundred
people who are famous you know
you can't be one of them
without your own tv show

You're not good enough lookin
And your voice sucks like brook Hogan
And your dadddy wasn't famous was he?
that's why you'll spend your life workin

Your not smart enough
to get famous for whoring out
but if you want some lessons
just give paris a shout

we're gonna be famous on the internet
we'll make it happen
we just don't know how yet

watch our video play on youtube
we'll dance around in tutu's
then maybe our album will get picked up by a label
and then I'll ride out of this soup of mediocrity on a ladle

my limosine will be a hundred feet long
it'll have a pool filled with ladies in thongs

I write songs that make fun of everyone
All of my friends think I'm a pain in the neck
well I got newsfor all of the:
better belive that they're next

We're gonna blow up real huge on the internet
and be the next big thing
We're gonna be famous on the internet
everybody click on my link

Write a blog or a status update
tell us all the things you love to hate
It's a massive case of internet narcissisum
We're gonna have to reboot the entire system

Your too stupid to understand
your only a single grain of sand
washed up on the beach of everyman
Your 140 characters aren't that important

you know you wanted
to be famous before you're twenty eight


from We Live! 2013, released August 28, 2014


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Foot Pound Force Huntsville, Alabama

Foot Pound Force is a Nerd Rock band based in Huntsville Alabama.We're an alloy of Weezer and MC Front-a-lot, with 80% Geek, 15% Rock, and the remainder a mix of musical styles.We've been heat treated to a hardness of F'n Metal Rockwell

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