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Robot Guitar

from We Live! 2013 by Foot Pound Force

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This song is a new program every time.

Performed live at ChargerCon Fall 2013 on the campus of the University of Alabama in Huntsville.


For all I know my guitar is a robot
it transforms into a robot

At night
my guitar transforms
into a robot of doom
it has magical powers
and it can defeat evil robots with ease
it shoots rockets out of its neck
it has treads that come out of the bridge
my robot guitar
(that's gonna be terrible)
My robot guitar

My robot guitar
can defeat you

My robot guitar
landed from the stars
came from outer space
smacked me on the face
I've never been the same
my robot guitar it has a name it's

My bass is a robot
it transforms at night
and joins the robot guitar
in a quest
in their battle against evil
in the form of bands that suck

Watch out Dokken
they're comin' for you

My robot bass
has a special power
the strings turn into electric whips
they touch anybody they're fried
it makes them shake their hips

The eyes in the room
are lookin' at the star
their butts are all shakin'
to the bass guitar

My guitar shoots lasers
of pure solid rock
they will hit you
and make you
dance like a jock
right in the cock
but then my robot guitar
can't stand up to the most
power robotic instrument of all
the robotic drums
played by animatronic robot thumbs
makes mad beats that make the street shake
it's name is earthquake

it beats up drum machines wherever it goes
because drum machines
have no souls
of course everything is perfect
in a drum machine
of course everything is perfect
when you have no soul


from We Live! 2013, released August 28, 2014


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Foot Pound Force Huntsville, Alabama

Foot Pound Force is a Nerd Rock band based in Huntsville Alabama.We're an alloy of Weezer and MC Front-a-lot, with 80% Geek, 15% Rock, and the remainder a mix of musical styles.We've been heat treated to a hardness of F'n Metal Rockwell

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