Social Distancing Shuffle
by Foot Pound Force
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Data has shown staying approximately 6 feet (2m, 9 cubit, 24 palm, 216 barleycorn) helps prevent the spread of COVID-19. This song presents several handy units in case you don't know what 6 feet really is.
Don't be an obstinate, scruffy lookin' nerf-herder! Wear a mask!
Don't be an obstinate, scruffy lookin' nerf-herder! Wear a mask!
lyrics
Stay 6 feet away from me
Stay 2 yards away from me
Stay 72 inches away from me
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Stay about a fathom away from me
Stay 9 cubits away from me
Stay 0.0011 miles away from me (3 6 repeating)
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
If you laid a horse down on his side
And he stood 18 hands or so high
That’s the distance you gotta be
If you want to come out of quarantine
Stay 8 spans away from me
Stay 1.82 peta-fermi away from me
Stay 1.27 US Standard rail gauge away from me
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Stay about 6 lengths of fish away from me (entirely subjective)
Stay one katana arm away from me (fully extended)
Stay one wavelength at 146.52 megahertz away from me
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
About 41 thousand poppyseeds
About 16.6 milli-skeins
329 micro-leagues
If you want to do social distancing
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Stay 2 yards away from me
Stay 72 inches away from me
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Stay about a fathom away from me
Stay 9 cubits away from me
Stay 0.0011 miles away from me (3 6 repeating)
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
If you laid a horse down on his side
And he stood 18 hands or so high
That’s the distance you gotta be
If you want to come out of quarantine
Stay 8 spans away from me
Stay 1.82 peta-fermi away from me
Stay 1.27 US Standard rail gauge away from me
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Stay about 6 lengths of fish away from me (entirely subjective)
Stay one katana arm away from me (fully extended)
Stay one wavelength at 146.52 megahertz away from me
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
About 41 thousand poppyseeds
About 16.6 milli-skeins
329 micro-leagues
If you want to do social distancing
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
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released November 29, 2020
Written by Ken Barnes, Brandon Whitworth, and David Hewitt
Copyright ©2020
Recorded and Engineered by Mike Lenox at Studio L’Homme de Buologne
Produced by Mike Lenox and Foot Pound Force
Lead Vocal, Lead Guitars: Ken Barnes
Rhythm Guitar: Andrew Dubbel
Bass Guitar: David Hewitt
Drums: Brandon Whitworth
Written by Ken Barnes, Brandon Whitworth, and David Hewitt
Copyright ©2020
Recorded and Engineered by Mike Lenox at Studio L’Homme de Buologne
Produced by Mike Lenox and Foot Pound Force
Lead Vocal, Lead Guitars: Ken Barnes
Rhythm Guitar: Andrew Dubbel
Bass Guitar: David Hewitt
Drums: Brandon Whitworth
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Foot Pound Force Huntsville, Alabama
Foot Pound Force is a Nerd Rock band based in Huntsville Alabama.We're an alloy of Weezer and MC Front-a-lot, with 80% Geek, 15% Rock, and the remainder a mix of musical styles.We've been heat treated to a hardness of F'n Metal Rockwell
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