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Bacon Machine

from Internet Famous by Foot Pound Force

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When I stepped into the light from the bail bondsmen place
I had to get that feelin right, need something greasy in my face
Well I was just about as low as I could get, I needed food and I needed it quick
So I jumped into the bathroom of the nearest Krispy Kreme
What did I see on the wall but a bacon machine

Bacon machine dispense your meat to me
Bacon god deliver some of your sweet fatty meat

I need some bacon in my life, I've been eatin' healthy shit way too long
If pork isn't right well I guess I’m wrong
I see that big white box machine with instruction so clear and clean
Outstretch your hands and here it comes
Press the button and receive bacon
Receive bacon receive bacon receive bacon

I put out my hands and I wait patiently
I pressed the button but still I do not see
Sound rushes past my ear
I've found a broken bacon machine I fear

Bacon machine dispense your lard to go with my Krispy Kreme
Bacon god deliver some of your sweet fatty meat
Bacon god how do I please you
Bacon god deliver some of your sweet fatty meat


from Internet Famous, released June 24, 2023
Bacon Machine
Written by Matt Barron
Ken Barnes - vocals, guitar
Andrew Dubbel - guitar
Dave Hewitt - bass
Brandon Whitworth - drums
Produced by Ken Barnes
Copyright 2009, 2023


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Foot Pound Force Huntsville, Alabama

Foot Pound Force is a Nerd Rock band based in Huntsville Alabama.We're an alloy of Weezer and MC Front-a-lot, with 80% Geek, 15% Rock, and the remainder a mix of musical styles.We've been heat treated to a hardness of F'n Metal Rockwell

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