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Cosmic
03:50
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He has to get his homework done on time
He has to kick the alcohol that is darkening his mind
He’s blue and you assume that he is part of a rainbow
Her name used to be his but now she’s trying to do it solo
Cause Superman is not in this world
Superman is not in this world, that’s DC
I don’t need perfection I just need a human being to be there
Cause every kind of evil is a threat to everyone everywhere
Even little things can open up the Shadow King window
So I pray to the One Above All to send me a hero
Cause Superman is not in this world
Superman is not in this world, that’s DC
Kirby, draw the cosmic / Dream it up, Mister Lee
Give me floating thrones in asteroid fields
Give me hammers, give me shields
Cause Superman is not in this world
Superman is not in this world, that’s DC
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Internet Famous
03:11
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We are in it for the glory out in the sea of madness
Putting out our stories hoping to find our way
When will be the day where we’re big enough for roadies
But those days are now long gone baby I am...
Internet famous, but between you and me
It don't come for free so won't you please donate to me, donate, donate to my Patreon
In the age of self promotion you only sell yourself so well
Setting things into motion only time will tell
You gotta keep grinding following the muse
The road is ever winding when you are...
Internet famous, but between you and me
It don't come for free so won't you please donate to me, donate, donate to my Patreon
Well we're playing for the weekend being held down by the man
With good pay and benefits but we really want the geekend
It may be better behind a mask with all the mystery entailed
Then you make your fans ask who is behind the detail
Better stick to the branding and run through the checklist
There’s no last band standing if you are...
Internet famous, but between you and me
It don't come for free so won't you please donate to me, donate, donate to my Patreon
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Bacon Machine
04:23
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When I stepped into the light from the bail bondsmen place
I had to get that feelin right, need something greasy in my face
Well I was just about as low as I could get, I needed food and I needed it quick
So I jumped into the bathroom of the nearest Krispy Kreme
What did I see on the wall but a bacon machine
Bacon machine dispense your meat to me
Bacon god deliver some of your sweet fatty meat
I need some bacon in my life, I've been eatin' healthy shit way too long
If pork isn't right well I guess I’m wrong
I see that big white box machine with instruction so clear and clean
Outstretch your hands and here it comes
Press the button and receive bacon
Receive bacon receive bacon receive bacon
I put out my hands and I wait patiently
I pressed the button but still I do not see
Sound rushes past my ear
I've found a broken bacon machine I fear
Bacon machine dispense your lard to go with my Krispy Kreme
Bacon god deliver some of your sweet fatty meat
Bacon god how do I please you
Bacon god deliver some of your sweet fatty meat
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Bruce Campbell
04:26
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Let me tell you about a book I once read
Brings back the evil that I thought was dead
Bound in flesh and bone and human skin
Should have found the professor’s desk and put it back in
There I was in the cabin in the woods
I opened the book and read a few lines
I thought everything was good
But I was staring at my demise
CHORUS:
I have to own every Bruce Campbell movie
Cause I like the way he does things
And I know that if evil ever comes near
Bruce Campbell will save me
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
I was caught in a Bruce Campbell movie just the other day
I said Klaatu Barada Necktie, I think that was the wrong thing to say
Then a vortex opened, right before my eyes, I could see the end of my life
Now I got skeletons chasing after me, I got no hope of escape
I don’t know what Bruce would do in this movie, but I’m sure it’d be great
(CHORUS)
Plot device, plot device, oh plot device saves the day
Dead by dawn, dead by dawn, oh dead by dawn, the deer head say
Deus ex machina, Deus Ex Machina, Deus Ex Machina
Save me Bruce Campbell, Save me Bruce Campbell, Save me Bruce Campbell
(CHORUS)
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Stay 6 feet away from me
Stay 2 yards away from me
Stay 72 inches away from me
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Stay about a fathom away from me
Stay 9 cubits away from me
Stay 0.0011 miles away from me (3 6 repeating) Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
If you laid a horse down on his side
And he stood 18 hands or so high
That’s the distance you gotta be
If you want to come out of quarantine
Stay 8 spans away from me
Stay 1.82 peta-fermi away from me
Stay 1.27 US Standard rail gauge away from me Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Stay about 6 lengths of fish away from me (entirely subjective)
Stay one katana arm away from me (fully extended)
Stay one wavelength at 146.52 megahertz away from me Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
About 41 thousand poppyseeds
About 16.6 milli-skeins
329 micro-leagues
If you want to do social distancing
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
Cause I want you to be safe and I love you
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Foot Pound Force Huntsville, Alabama
Foot Pound Force is a Nerd Rock band based in Huntsville Alabama.We're an alloy of Weezer and MC Front-a-lot, with 80% Geek, 15% Rock, and the remainder a mix of musical styles.We've been heat treated to a hardness of F'n Metal Rockwell
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