Craft Beer Nerd
from Stuck in the Gravity Well by Foot Pound Force
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lyrics
I got your Porter and I got your Stout
I got your Pale Ale, that’s what it’s about
Barrel-aged beauties, Scotch and Old Ales
Triple hopped balanced flavors without fail
All these brews and their suds
One thing is certain, they sure ain’t Bud
Pilsner, Lager, Altbier, Trappist, Amber, Red
Bitter, Dubbel, Saison, Lambic, Iambic Pentameter
Barleywine, ESB, Weisbier, Kolsch, Bock head
I’m a craft beer nerd
I’m a craft beer nerd
Multinational conglomeration
Sending their swill across this nation
Being pushed aside by the market force
Cause we like good beers, of course
Do you understand our high gravity?
Cause we ain’t saying it with brevity
Pilsner, Lager, Altbier, Trappist, Amber, Red
Bitter, Dubbel, Saison, Lambic, Iambic Pentameter
Barleywine, ESB, Weisbier, Kolsch, Bock head
I’m a craft beer nerd
I’m a craft beer nerd
I will sit and sip and fuss and dissect
For taste and smell and foam intersect
Let the finish be strong and meander
Do I detect a hint of coriander?
Yeah I’m a craft beer nerd and I’m here to report
That the fermenters are full of good wort
We’re brewing it the hard way
The small batch is the king
We’re brewing it the hard way
Beechwood aged, are you kidding?
Pilsner, Lager, Altbier, Trappist, Amber, Red
Bitter, Dubbel, Saison, Lambic, Iambic Pentameter
Barleywine, ESB, Weisbier, Kolsch, Bock head
I’m a craft beer nerd
I’m a craft beer nerd
I got your Pale Ale, that’s what it’s about
Barrel-aged beauties, Scotch and Old Ales
Triple hopped balanced flavors without fail
All these brews and their suds
One thing is certain, they sure ain’t Bud
Pilsner, Lager, Altbier, Trappist, Amber, Red
Bitter, Dubbel, Saison, Lambic, Iambic Pentameter
Barleywine, ESB, Weisbier, Kolsch, Bock head
I’m a craft beer nerd
I’m a craft beer nerd
Multinational conglomeration
Sending their swill across this nation
Being pushed aside by the market force
Cause we like good beers, of course
Do you understand our high gravity?
Cause we ain’t saying it with brevity
Pilsner, Lager, Altbier, Trappist, Amber, Red
Bitter, Dubbel, Saison, Lambic, Iambic Pentameter
Barleywine, ESB, Weisbier, Kolsch, Bock head
I’m a craft beer nerd
I’m a craft beer nerd
I will sit and sip and fuss and dissect
For taste and smell and foam intersect
Let the finish be strong and meander
Do I detect a hint of coriander?
Yeah I’m a craft beer nerd and I’m here to report
That the fermenters are full of good wort
We’re brewing it the hard way
The small batch is the king
We’re brewing it the hard way
Beechwood aged, are you kidding?
Pilsner, Lager, Altbier, Trappist, Amber, Red
Bitter, Dubbel, Saison, Lambic, Iambic Pentameter
Barleywine, ESB, Weisbier, Kolsch, Bock head
I’m a craft beer nerd
I’m a craft beer nerd
credits
from Stuck in the Gravity Well,
released August 29, 2018
Lyrics by David Hewitt
Music by Ken Barnes, David Hewitt and Brandon Whitworth
Copyright ©2015
Recorded, Engineered and Produced by Mike Lenox at Studio L’Homme de Buologne
Lead Vocals and Bass: David Hewitt
Guitar and Vocals: Ken Barnes
Drums: Brandon Whitworth
Organ and Lead Guitar: Mike Lenox
Lyrics by David Hewitt
Music by Ken Barnes, David Hewitt and Brandon Whitworth
Copyright ©2015
Recorded, Engineered and Produced by Mike Lenox at Studio L’Homme de Buologne
Lead Vocals and Bass: David Hewitt
Guitar and Vocals: Ken Barnes
Drums: Brandon Whitworth
Organ and Lead Guitar: Mike Lenox
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Foot Pound Force Huntsville, Alabama
Foot Pound Force is a Nerd Rock band based in Huntsville Alabama.We're an alloy of Weezer and MC Front-a-lot, with 80% Geek, 15% Rock, and the remainder a mix of musical styles.We've been heat treated to a hardness of F'n Metal Rockwell
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