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Recorded May 2008


For all I know my guitar is a robot
It transforms into a robot!

At night my guitar transforms
Into a robot of doom
It has magical powers
And it can defeat evil robot with ease
It shoots rockets out of its neck
It has treads that come out of the bridge

My robot guiltar
(man that’s going to be terrible)
My robot guiltar
My robot guitar
Can defeat you

My robot guitar
Landed from the stars
Came from outer space
Smacked me on the face
I’ve never been the same
My robot guitar it has a name its

My bass is a robot
It transforms at night
And joins the robot guitar
In a quest
In a battle against evil
(Evil in the form of bands that suck!)
Watch out Dokken!
(They’re coming for you!)

My robot bass
Has special powers
The strings turn into electric whips
Touch anybody their fried
(It makes them shake their hips)

The eyes in the room
Are lookin’ at the star
Their butts are all shakin’
To the bass guitar

My guitar shoots lasers
Of pure solid rock!
They will hit you
And make you….
Dance like a… jock
Right in the cock

But then my robot guitar
Can’t stand up to the most
Powerful robotic instrument of all
The robotic drums!
Played by animatronic robot thumbs
Makes mad beats that make the street shake
It’s name is earthquake!

It beats up drum machines wherever it goes
Because drum machines
Have no soul

Of course everything is perfect
In a drum machine
Of course everything is perfect
When you have no soul


from One Take Wonders, 21st Century Demo Part 1, released October 7, 2014


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Foot Pound Force Huntsville, Alabama

Foot Pound Force is a Nerd Rock band based in Huntsville Alabama.We're an alloy of Weezer and MC Front-a-lot, with 80% Geek, 15% Rock, and the remainder a mix of musical styles.We've been heat treated to a hardness of F'n Metal Rockwell

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